Blog Hijacking

Hey everyone. The Infant here. Chillin' in the Bumbo with GloWorm. Mom is home on a snow day, so I didn't go to Grandma's house today. I thought I'd hijack Bull's blog for a few minutes and let everyone know what's been going on.

First, I didn't really appreciate the New Year's Day picture that Bull posted. How embarrassing. To be seen in only a diaper. And posed in such a cliche manner. What was I thinking? I guess I had just a little too much formula the night before at the party at Aunt Caroline's new house. It was BYOB (Bring Your Own Bottle).

And no, I don't smell like turkey (or any other dog treat, for that matter), but Mom does think I smell like raisins sometimes.

I went to the doctor yesterday, had some shots (won't be catching polio anytime soon. What a relief.), and had the official 2 month (and 8 day) weigh-in. I whopping 11 pounds 6 ounces and 24.25 inches. I'm over two feet tall! Almost as tall as my Grandma. That is in the 75th percentile for weight. You might think that means I'm chubby, but you would be wrong! I'm in the 90th percentile for height. Where I get that, we'll never know.

I've gotta go now. I'm going to act like I'm going to sleep so Mom will start doing something and then I'm going to start crying so she'll come get me.