It's not often I get to pee on the top of a tree

It's been a big weekend around here;  Curly and The Guy cut down all of my trees.  To be fair, the wind blew one of them down, but they cut down the smaller one for no good reason.  They had people here helping them all day Friday and Saturday so I didn't get much rest.  It's supposed to be the weekend.  I've worked hard all week and have been looking forward to a little peace and quiet and this is what I get instead.

I think they're talking about putting up a privacy fence, now.  It's about time.  I don't know how to put this any more delicately, but every time I take a dump, I'm in full view of all the cars on Route 60.   A little privacy would be nice for once.