Curly needs to do SOMETHING!

Seriously.  Why is she here?  She's been here for a week now and at first it was okay - I like it when she's here; I can go out when I want, I get more treats, sometimes I get ear rubs.  But, there is a tradeoff.  She moves around the house too much and as soon as I lay down and get comfortable, she's off to another room.  Does she think I'm going to let her go by herself?  What if there are treats in there that need eaten?  No, I have to go, too.

She also thinks she gets to control the TV.  This is the big problem.  Usually when she leaves I get to hone my reputation as the most well informed pup in America, but not this week.  No, I have to endure endless hours of Law and Order.  How am I supposed to keep myself informed about the nuances of the Obama and Clinton campaigns?  For example, will Malia and Sasha get a dog?  If so, what kind?  Will it be a purebred?  I hope not, that seems sort of red state to me.

These are the issues that really matter and if Curly is here dumbing down the environment, how am I supposed to find out?  Just to be fair, The Guy does the same thing on Tuesdays and Fridays.  It's almost like he goes out the door and a few minutes later, he's back.  He doesn't watch Law and Order though, he watches ESPN.  I don't mind if he watches UGA or UT, but if he's watching Arizona or Kentucky or Davidson, well that is just unacceptable.

Oh yeah, I guess I should mention here that Curly and The Guy are expecting another "baby." Now, I don't know exactly what this means.  Is it another baby like me?  Somehow, I don't really think so because they both keep asking me not to eat it.  Whatever it means, I don't think I'm going to like it.