Now that my nails are clipped...

...I can blog again. You'd be surprised to learn how difficult it is to type with long nails. I had to go see that tall, skinny guy with red hair again (you remember - the one that cut off part of my ear). Well, as soon as I got home, I got started on this

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I thought you said she wasn't a snack...

'nuff said!

Curly's not so fat anymore

I know it's been a while since I've been able to blog, but for good reason. Curly needed alot of help these last couple months and I did what I could. I wish she would have warned me when she was going to use me to help her stand up. That really was alot of weight to put on me, and remember, I'm only 90lbs.

Well, Curly's belly isn't sticking out quite so much now, and that thing that's NOT a treat they kept talking about is here! Her name is Cora and she looks kind of like a miniature version of BOTH Curly and The Guy.

I'm not exactly sure of all of the details, but I do know that Curly awoke me from a very deep sleep at about 1:00am on Oct. 29. She was making noise and walking around then all of a sudden Curly and The Guy just left! I didn't see them again until Saturday and when they came home they had Cora with them. While they were gone the guy with The Voice stayed here and for some reason he kept sticking little blankets under my nose. They smelled like Curly, and of course I already know what she smells like, so I'm not sure what he wanted me to do (we all know I don't do tricks).

Anyway, the past two weeks I've been pretty busy creating this little slide show of Cora. Hope you enjoy.

So that's the thing I'm not supposed to eat

Again, I don't know why Curly thinks I would eat it - it looks nothing like a sausage! She says it's probably a girl, but apparently is very stubborn. I guess she might have to quadruple-check to make sure.

The Guy is so nervous about everything! I think he's nesting. If it weren't for having to clean, The Guy would have everything done already.

Has it really been a month?

I can't believe I haven't had anything to say for a month! I just wanted to say happy father's day to The Guy. There's really not much going on around here except Curly has been here an awful lot recently. Why does she not still leave in the mornings? I can't get anything done around here with her petting me and such all day. Also, she seems to be getting fat recently. She calls me a Chub Scout, maybe she needs to look in a mirror.

I did get one full day of peace last weekend. Apparently Curly and The Guy went to another concert. This one was some guy named Jimmy Buffett. I'm pretty sure they had a really good time. I know they were really tired for two days once they got back. I heard them saying something about being 100 degrees at the concert. Why would anyone want to be outside in something like that - I was here enjoying my air conditioning.

Happy Birthday to me!

So, tomorrow is my 5th birthday and I really hope Curly and The Guy remember. I'm hoping for a steak, but I'd settle for a hot dog. I'm also wanting a new The Man. I destroyed the squeaker in the last replacement in record time. I'll let you know if Curly and The Guy live up to my expectations, but I'm not getting my hopes up. After all they do for Travapalooza you'd think they would be able to spare a hot dog.

On another note, I found out what a concert is, and I think I'd like to go to one. Curly and The Guy are going to see Jimmy Buffett in June and I may be able to stow away for that one. My dream concert though would have to be the New Kids on the Block reunion tour. Yes, I'm a closet fan and I do adore Danny. We seem to have the same build (short and muscular).

Why were Curly and The Guy out so late Thurs?

So, The Guy came home pretty excited on Thursday. He kept talking about hanging out at work with some guy named Kenny Chesney. I guess he came to the clinic to lift weights and ended up hanging out for a while. When he left, he left tickets to a concert. I'll have to look more into what that means. I don't think I've ever been to concert before.

Curly and The Guy were very late getting home and when they did come in, they had some pictures to show me. Apparently, Curly ended up with some Kenny Chesney sweat on her. He must be pretty special because she didn't seem weirded out at all and I would think that normally that would cause her to go into some kind of panic attack.

The Guy had his picture taken with this Chesney fellow, and if I can get a copy, I'll post it, too.